I Want My Handprints in Cement

Do you ever wonder if you became famous what it would be for? I cannot decide what will win me fame, but I'm going to narrow it down.

It certainly won't be for my organizing and decluttering.

Or home staging. (Heaven help us when we finally have to sell this house.)

Or housekeeping.

Or decorating.

(Hot glue malfunctions here.)

Or keeping things in proper order.

Or bookkeeping.

Or the proper care,

and feeding of children.

Or master gardening abilities. (I planted the petunias--not the 5-foot weeds. They grow so well on their own.)

Or mad photography skills.

Or home improvement projects.

But I hope you got a good chuckle.

And Spots says it's time to get to the laundry. It's ripe.