So you can pause it if you want


Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Full of It

Lexie learned how to fake burp from our neighbor's 8- and 6-year-old grandsons. So girly and charming.
Tonight at dinner she was doing a series of these and when I told her to stop, continued with a follow-up belch. Of course, I got mad her for still burping after I told her to stop, and she said to me, in a saucy voice, with an outraged look (imagine this with the 'r's coming out as 'w's),
"Mom, when you need to burp, you burp!"
Can't argue with that.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Without further ado (I think I'm the only one still interested)

First things first. My firstborn had her first day of school.
She was so excited until soccer began and then kindergarten was eclipsed in all the athletic excitement.

She informed me no less than several times that she wanted to walk by herself because she knows where the school is. Though I would be more than willing to let her do that, all the crazies spontaneously coming out of the blue won't let me. Her next battle tactic was to tell me she didn't want me to stay, but I told her I had to and everyone else's moms would be there too, little Miss Independent.


Mr Destructo wanted to go too and insisted on the jacket even though it was roasting hot.

Apparently they teach golf.

This bug needs educatin'.


In the classroom with Micayla.


Here when they start kindergarten, they only go the first day for half an hour and then there's testing for the rest of the week.

So, the second day of school (for everyone else) Lex saw kids riding their bikes to school and turned with her hands on her hips and said huffily (i.e. saucily) to me, "See Mom, those kids are going to school!" She was so affronted I wouldn't let her go.

Like it was my fault.

When I'm still holding out the slim hope they'll convert to all-day kindergarten here. Yes, still hoping.

Anyway, since she didn't have school the rest of the week, we decided to take one, last, end of summer fling.

And went to Boise.

Where I was pleasantly surprised.

By the foliage.

I was told there's lots to do, but knew there is no scenery on the way up, however, Boise has trees! Lots and lots of them, sometimes I thought I was back East again. And I didn't get a good picture.

Our very first day we hit the children's museum and had lots of fun. After my children let the dog out and tried to single-handedly ruin my cousin's almost brand-new (at least compared to ours), never-been-christened-by-children house, beginning with the carpet, an outlet, and a dried rose that I thought was from her wedding bouquet, or something equally important and irreplaceable, but turned out she didn't know where it came from. Mr Destructo was carrying a screw around (make your own conclusion on the potential damaging there) he'd procured from said outlet. Before I popped a vein from yelling and frantically tried to dab baby soap from the carpet (yes it made big suds) (and a bigger mess), my husband ushered us to the museum where they encourage messes.

After that, the girls dumped the boys for naps and we got to meet...
Jennifer Peterson and her handsome little men. You ever see those pictures of normal people with celebrities and the normal people look worse than ever and the celebrities look better than ever? Yeah, here's me with Jennifer. Me: normal; her: celebrity. Shes' even cuter in real life.

Other than having a bad bang day (believe me, far worse than a bad hair day), my social skills completely deserted me and I found myself babbling about old pictures on my camera and the hair I have growing back from the last baby fall-out episode. I also spit a little ice cream on myself while talking and burped (albeit with my mouth closed and hand-covered). Yes, I topped myself.

Anyway, Jennifer's super nice and if you're in Boise, go meet her. Make sure your hair's looking good, believe me hers will.

I let Lexie loose with the camera...

Clearly I need a sport speed shutter.

Oh, and she had a cute red purse. Because I remember all the important details. Like not sneaking a picture of it.

Lexie's duty was getting the back of everyone's heads (without their knowledge--she was sneaky).


Yikes. I'm growing long-legged spiders.

That's my cute cousin Anna. (Not growing spiders, just a baby.)

Friday, September 5, 2008

Before I forget to do this...

Four Places that I go Over and Over
1. Columbia Elementary
2. The restroom
3. church--yeah, I know, bo-ring. ;)
4. Wal-Mart--unfortunately. I just can't stop and I have tried!

Four Places I'd Rather Be
1. A cruise
2. visiting family on the East Coast
3. Touring Europe
4. in a bigger, better-smelling, house

Four People I talk to on a Regular Basis
1. Mom
2. Melissa
3. Sherri
4. Nicole

Four Places I like to Eat
1. Olive Garden--I know, so original
2. Spaghetti Factory--I'm sensing a pattern
3. Texas Roadhouse--a recent discovery, only 6 hours away
4. Flying Pie Pizza--another 6 hour away discovery--go to Boise people, the eatin's good

Four People I Tag
1. Nicole
2. Sherri
3. Heather
4. Amy

Pro--cras--ti--NATION


Anyone know the name of the song that goes...An--ti--ci--pation something something something?

Okay I only know one word and no title nor lyrics. But, think of it when you read the title. If you even know what I'm talking about because I'm beginning to think I don't.


I realized I haven't blogged for a while, but, we went on vacation. I know, scandal. A vacation. Over Labor Day weekend. I've been meaning to blog about it all week, but apparently when you have one kid in kindergarten, only half the day, things go nuts, and there is no time for anything. With only half a day of school. So pathetic.


Anyway, my point, because I actually do have one, but I'm all into trimming the whole bush into a topiary before cutting it down, is, I will tell all about our awesomest family vacation ever soon, I promise.


I met a blogging celebrity. Yes, I was a dweeb. Yes, she's way cute, so I was extra dweebish. Partly due to a bad hair day. For me, duh. (Ask my mom--my days are reflective of how co operative the hair is. Maybe I'll tell you about the time I wanted to play hookey because my bangs weren't working. For real. My mom made me go.) (I have to be careful, she can leave comments now--everyone say hello to kairmet, that's my mother.) (She used to have a topiary.)


We stayed with the awesomest people ever (my cousin and her husband and big puppy and unborn child) in their cute house in their cuter neighborhood, that I took no pictures of and thought about doing after we left. Hint, Anna, take pictures of your neighborhood and your house, like, that space upstairs with all the baby stuff, and the nursery all ready to go (readier than I ever was) and your massive bedroom, and massiver closet the size of my children's bedrooms, and email them to me. I have to blog about them and now everyone wants to see them.


Oh, and my baby started Kindergarten. Two weeks ago. I took pictures. I didn't blog them. Sue me.


Off to topiarize the shrubs.


Oh, and here's a hint to who I met: she's public.